50 Inspirational Coffee Quotes That Will Make You Smile
Here at Fresca Coffee we love nothing better that to read some inspirational coffee quotes while drinking a fabulous cup of our coffee. As we’re getting ready for the day ahead, there’s really nothing quite like that first cup of coffee in the morning to set the day up.
A few sips of the aromatic magic stuff later and you’re wide awake and motivated to tackle the rest of the day.
Whether you enjoy a cold brew, a latte, a double shot of espresso or even a flat white, if you’ve on this page, the chances are you are an fervent lover of coffee.
We’ve rounded up the most inspirational coffee quotes and caffeine-related humor we could find on the internet. Just make sure you have a fresh coffee to hand before reading through them.
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Funny Quotes & Sayings 1 - 10
1. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Black
2. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” Rita Moreno
3. “Coffee is a language itself.”—Jackie Chan
4. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman
5. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” AJ Lee
6. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” Earl Wilson
7. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” Gord Downie
8. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” David Letterman
9. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” Sandra Bullock
10. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright
Funny Quotes & Sayings 11 - 20
11. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” Gabriel Bá
12. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” Thomas Jefferson
13. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” Jean Kerr
14. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” Alphonse Allais
15. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” Edward Abbey
16. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” Clark Gable
17. “Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.” Nanea Hoffman
18. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” Leanna Renee Hieber
19. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” Anne Morrow Lindbergh
20. “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” Helen Hayes
Funny Quotes & Sayings 21 - 30
21. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” Sir James Mackintosh
22. “They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” Lizzie Chantree
23. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
24. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” David Lynch
25. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” Louisa May Alcott
26. “Never say no to coffee.” Cesar
27. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” Carly Simon
28. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.” Unknown
29. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” Allison Czarnecki
30. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” Ursula Vernon
Funny Quotes & Sayings 31 - 40
31. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins
32. “Any time is coffee time.” Unknown
33. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” Unknown
34. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” T.S. Eliot
35. “Coffee: creative lighter fluid.” Floyd Maxwell
36. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.” Napoleon Bonaparte
37. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” Terry Pratchett
38. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” Jesse Lane Adams
39. “Less talk, more coffee.” Unknown
40. “Life is scary without coffee.” Unknown
Funny Quotes & Sayings 41 - 50
41. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” Howard Schultz
42. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.” Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
43. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” Jac Vanek
44. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.” Unknown
45. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain
46. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” Anthony Trollope
47. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion
48. “Coffee in England is just toasted milk.” Christopher Fry
49. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” Justina Chen
50. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” Theodore Roosevelt
