50 Inspirational Coffee Quotes That Will Make You Smile

As you get ready for the working day ahead, there is nothing better than starting your day off with a smile.

50 Inspirational Coffee Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Here at Fresca Coffee we love nothing better that to read some inspirational coffee quotes while drinking a fabulous cup of our coffee. As we’re getting ready for the day ahead, there’s really nothing quite like that first cup of coffee in the morning to set the day up.

A few sips of the aromatic magic stuff later and you’re wide awake and motivated to tackle the rest of the day. 

Whether you enjoy a cold brew, a latte, a double shot of espresso or even a flat white, if you’ve on this page, the chances are you are an fervent lover of coffee.

We’ve rounded up the most inspirational coffee quotes and caffeine-related humor we could find on the internet. Just make sure you have a fresh coffee to hand before reading through them.

Once you’re done scrolling through this list, make sure to check out our website and online store. 

Funny Quotes & Sayings 1 - 10

1. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Black

2. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” Rita Moreno 

3. “Coffee is a language itself.”—Jackie Chan

4. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman

5. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” AJ Lee

6. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” Earl Wilson

7. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” Gord Downie

8. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” David Letterman

9. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” Sandra Bullock

10. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright

Funny Quotes & Sayings 11 - 20

11. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” Gabriel Bá

12. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” Thomas Jefferson

13. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” Jean Kerr

14. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” Alphonse Allais

15. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” Edward Abbey

16. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” Clark Gable

17. “Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.” Nanea Hoffman

18. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” Leanna Renee Hieber

19. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” Anne Morrow Lindbergh

20. “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” Helen Hayes

Funny Quotes & Sayings 21 - 30

21. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” Sir James Mackintosh

22. “They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” Lizzie Chantree

23. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

24. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” David Lynch

25. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” Louisa May Alcott

26. “Never say no to coffee.” Cesar

27. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” Carly Simon

28. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.” Unknown

29. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” Allison Czarnecki

30. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” Ursula Vernon

Funny Quotes & Sayings 31 - 40

31. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins

32. “Any time is coffee time.” Unknown

33. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” Unknown

34. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” T.S. Eliot

35. “Coffee: creative lighter fluid.” Floyd Maxwell

36. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.” Napoleon Bonaparte

37. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” Terry Pratchett

38. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” Jesse Lane Adams

39. “Less talk, more coffee.” Unknown

40. “Life is scary without coffee.” Unknown

Funny Quotes & Sayings 41 - 50

41. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” Howard Schultz

42. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.” Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

43. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” Jac Vanek

44. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.” Unknown

45. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

46. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” Anthony Trollope

47. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion

48. “Coffee in England is just toasted milk.” Christopher Fry

49. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” Justina Chen

50. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” Theodore Roosevelt